When you play, play hard, and when you study, study hard. There's no time to waste on half assed attempts. And if you value your pitiful existence don't f***ing procrastinate! At 4:00am I come to the belated realization that there really isn't ever enough time for anything, especially if I want to sleep. However, sleep is not mandatory but an extravagant luxury to me and my heartless slave-driving major and the classes it requires. Maybe its time to start rethinking things over...

Or not. Shit.

While I was eating fried chicken and grape soda today, someone asked me if I was of "African American descent" but not really in those words. I dont have to be black, fried chicken is just good. Everyone loves the sweet sweet taste of fat and meat fried up in delicious oil. Mmm, can you smell those cloying heart clogging lipids in the air? Grape soda on the other hand is a carefully aquired taste only achieved after years and years of fine dining.

Or not.

There is no point to this post besides the fact that I am dehydrated, delusional, and tired to the point of insomnia. Isn't that ironic? When regular people get tired, they fall asleep. Me, I get insomnia and spend the entire night feeling bored... and then as soon as I get to class my head hits the desk and I pass out for an hour. Joy. I can already see the far-reaching benefits of my expensive college edu-ma-cation.

Or not.

It's kind of ridiculous that there are 4000+ people downloading a certain computer game that hasnt even been released yet, but is coming out tomorrow, right now at this moment. And that's just from one website. I can already foresee another RIAA-like nazi organization in the works, preparing to sue thousands of people. Part of being in college is the ability to rape and pillage the music, movie, and gaming industry with imputiny. Or was it about drinking until you pass out in your own smelly bodily fluids.

I hope I can fall asleep now.

Or not.